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so sick of hipster stuff on my dash, i don’t cARE ABOUT PICTURES OF CHILDREN STARING AT NOTHING LIKE WHAT IS THE POINT OF A PHOTO OF A KID STARING AT NOTHING omfG
Oh look, you took a black and white photo of a little boy in the park you must be so broody and mysterious.
Wait I don’t get it what is the kid looking at? There isn’t anything there.
wait AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THAT
The only one who sees what? It’s just a kid…
Omgomgomg . Are these people serious ? What the actual fuuuuuuuuuuck .
you clearly don’t understand if you see something else other than just a kid standing there..
… there’s a Photoshopped alien dude
Alien dude? I think you need to look again. There’s just a little boy.
… where’d these marks on my arms come from?
I don’t get it :/ Someone explain it to me. What is so amazing about empty air? because that kid is fascinated with something!
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i remember one time in like 5th grade i accidentally deleted my entire class’s I Am poems
like i was going into the file too early and i clicked something and pressed yes and then i was like fuck fuck fuck what did i just do and when my classmates were like “mrs de visser i cant find the file/my poem” i realized that i just deleted it
i didnt know whether to be proud to accomplish something like that or nervous that they would find out
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Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its fuckin hilarious
I thought that was just another one of those cartoon logic jokes in spongebob…
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i knew you were trouble when you walked in
now im lion on the cold hard ground
OH MY GOD
(via homie-pimpson)
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Tumblr: JOSHUA BRAND FOR AUGUSTUS WATERS
Me: Who?
Tumblr: ASDFGAHGHGHDGDAJOSHUABRANDFORAUGUSTUSWATERS
Me: Is this an actor? Theatre? Films? Television? What’s he been in?
Tumblr: I DON’T KNOW JUST GOOGLE IMAGE HIM JOSHUA BRAND FOR AUGUSTUS WATERS
Me: *googles*
Me: Oh. I understand.
Holy shit.
Hello there.
(I am not casting the movie. I repeat: I AM NOT CASTING THE MOVIE. I have about as much say in casting as you do. I don’t know who this person is. I do not know if he speaks English. ALL I KNOW IS THAT HELLO SIR NO NEED TO BUTTON UP THAT POLO.)
(via being-a-social-faux-pa)
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wait… I always thought the whole point of the game was to murder as many visitors as possible.
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THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
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i want to kiss you and hold you and put my head on your chest and smile with you and laugh at you and hug you tight and give you butterflies and play tag with you and push you over and sit on ur tummy and love you so much you can’t stand it you’re so perfect
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The Harry Potter fandom is so huge that literally everyone has different views and opinions on characters, ships, theories etc, but I don’t think I have ever in my life encountered a Harry Potter fan who doesn’t hate Umbridge with burning passion.
Its good because it makes us unite against a common enemy.
Its strange that the common enemy isn’t the series’s main villain.
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